Foolproof Ways To Avoid Getting Deported

The Babylon Bee · Feb 7, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

ICE is no joke. If you want to avoid getting caught and deported, use one of these 10 clever tricks to slip away undetected. Very bueno!

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