CRUEL: This Mexican Crime Lord Was Deported By Trump

The Babylon Bee · Apr 9, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

Meet Juan Domingo Sanchez Miguel de Carmen La Cruz Junior. He came to this country with a dream. A dream to commit much crime. He was just cruelly deported by Donald Trump. This is his story.

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