College Figures Out How To Discriminate Now That Affirmative Action Is Banned

The Babylon Bee · Jul 19, 2023 · BabylonBee.com

Now that the Supreme Court decided a person's race will no longer be able to play a factor in choosing school applicants, how will these fine college admissions officers be able to tell who is good and who is bad?

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College Figures Out How To Discriminate Now That Affirmative Action Is Banned

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