Army Announces People With Ukraine Flags In Bio Will Be Drafted First

The Babylon Bee · Mar 6, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

Did you know that under a new presidential order, if you post that you stand with Ukraine, you will immediately be drafted into the military? It's true. So go ahead and post - and thank you for your service.

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Army Announces People With Ukraine Flags In Bio Will Be Drafted First

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