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Dec 23, 2021 · BabylonBee.com
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Jan 7, 2026
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8 Perfect New Jobs For Tim Walz
With the announcement that he is withdrawing from the Minnesota governor's race, Tim Walz is on the hunt for a new career. Fortunately, The Babylon Be...
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Jan 8, 2026
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Tim Walz Calls In Somali Military To Fight Against ICE
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Governor Tim Walz took decisive action to back up his aggressive rhetoric against federal immigration operations in his state by cal...
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Jan 8, 2026
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Exhausted Nation Wishes Minnesota Would Be Normal For Like Five Minutes
U.S. - According to sources, an exhausted nation was wishing Minnesota would just be normal for, like, five minutes.
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Jan 8, 2026
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Democrats Demand To Know Why ICE Agents Can't Just Shoot Cars In The Leg
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Democrats took to social media following the deadly ICE shooting in Minneapolis to demand to know why the agents can't just shoot ca...
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Jan 7, 2026
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Democrats Once Again Threaten Civil War To Stop Republicans From Taking Away Their Slave Laborers
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - For the second time in American history, Democrats are threatening civil war if Republicans do not stop taking away their slave labo...
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Jan 7, 2026
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White House Announces Over 1,000,000 New Jobs Were Created In December But They Were All Filled By Marco Rubio
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House announced that job creation in December blew past expectations, with over one million new jobs being created in jus...
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