Alien Confused After Being Taken To Our Leader President Biden

The Babylon Bee · Feb 25, 2023 · BabylonBee.com

The aliens of planet Argonian V sent an emissary to contact earth, and he immediately said, "Take me to your leader." But even his advanced intelligence couldn't figure out what Biden was saying. Sad. Not good!

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Alien Confused After Being Taken To Our Leader President Biden

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