‘The White Race Must Maintain Our Genetic Purity,’ Says Inbred Man

TIFTON, GA—Local white supremacist and product of incest Randy Biggums isn’t shy about his radical beliefs regarding race in America, telling reporters Saturday that Caucasians have a moral responsibility to maintain “genetic purity” by only marrying other “purebred” members of the European race.

“It’s about doin’ what’s right, it’s about keeping white people white, and that’s what’s right,” Biggums said. “We owes it to our future generations of Aryan people—all them babies yet to be born—we gotta keep all the other tainted colors out of our race. For a white to marry someone from another race is inpure and ain’t natural, and it’s an abomination!”

“Us whites are genetically superior and we gotta keep our blood pure!” added the inbred man.

Biggums went on to decry the “terrible influence of non-whites” in America, which he claims is dumbing down society and diluting the pure heritage of Caucasians, before ending the interview to head to the gas station for a couple packs of Pall Malls and a six-pack of Busch in preparation for an afternoon of watching WWE.