Trigger Warning: Here Are Some Pictures Of Potatoes

Entertainment · Feb 14, 2016 · BabylonBee.com

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Please only proceed if you're certain that depictions of potatoes will not have a harmful, triggering effect on you or anyone else within eyesight of the screen at which you are currently looking.

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