MAINSTREAM MEDIA BIAS ALERT!

We at The Babylon Bee contacted ABC and asked if they would air an hour-long interview with us to promote our new book How to Be a Perfect Christian: Your Comprehensive Guide to Flawless Spiritual Living and we were flat-out DENIED.

Not only were we DENIED, we DIDN'T EVEN RECEIVE A RESPONSE!

But guess what they did for former FBI director James Comey? That's right, they gave HIM an HOUR on PRIME TIME last SUNDAY to PROMOTE his NEW BOOK. Double standard!

We're going to keep contacting ABC and George Stephanopoulos via email, Twitter, and at-home visits to DEMAND our RIGHTFUL book-promoting television interview until we get it. But, sad to say: we're NOT holding our breath.