Bigoted Progressive Christian Refuses To Call God By His Preferred Pronouns
Lifestyle · Nov 8, 2017 · BabylonBee.com
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PORTLAND, OR - Local bigot Jordyn Michaels reported Wednesday she is still refusing to call God His preferred gender pronouns, insisting on referring to Him as "God the Mother," "She," and "Her," sources confirmed.

Despite being called out for hate speech by her fellow progressives, Michaels continues to refuse to utilize the pronouns God used for Himself in the Bible.

"I know our great Mother God never refers to Herself as a woman in the Scriptures, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway," the backward, prejudiced woman said on a Patheos blog entry entitled "Discovering Sacred Serenity In Mother God." "I refuse to bow to male normative traditions imposed on me. My own feelings dictate reality, and right now they're dictating that God can be communicated with as a female if I really want Her to be."

At publishing time, the hopelessly bigoted woman had confirmed she would continue upholding oppressive gender norms by referring to God with female pronouns that were created by a patriarchal gender construct.

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