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BARI, ITALY - The heads of state gathered in Italy for the G7 summit have decided to go ahead and officially change the name to "G6" after President B...
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U.S. - In one of the most remarkable miracles in human history, the thousands of bump stocks that went missing seven years ago in boating accidents al...
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Christian Living
· Jun 14, 2024
· 118
Christian Dad Assures Children The Ghost In The Closet Isn't Real But It Might Be A Demon
ST. PAUL, MN - Roused from his slumber at 3 A.M. by the sound of distant wailing, local Christian father Sam Franks rushed to his child's bedroom to s...
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Politics
· Jun 14, 2024
· 112
Biden Disappointed After Huge Scoop Of Vanilla Ice Cream Turns Out To Be Pope Francis
FASANO - Sources close to President Biden said he was "highly disappointed" to find out that what he thought was a huge, free scoop of vanilla ice cre...
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Sports
· Jun 14, 2024
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God Confirms Heaven Will Bring All Nations, Tribes, And Tongues Together In Hatred Of The New York Yankees
PARADISE - Believers in Christ rejoiced this week after it was revealed that God had confirmed that, at the end of the age, Heaven will bring all nati...
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Church
· Jun 14, 2024
· 109
Southern Baptist Convention Votes To Allow Women To Lead, But Only The Sandwich Ministry
INDIANAPOLIS - Southern Baptists passed a resolution this week authorizing women to take on leadership roles in church ministry - provided it is, of c...
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· Jun 12, 2024
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The Bible is the most important book in history, with some of the most beautiful and impactful stories ever recorded. Children of all ages can benefit...
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Sports
· Jun 13, 2024
· 138
Disqualified Lia Thomas Asks If He Can Still Just Hang Out Naked In The Olympic Women’s Locker Rooms
STATE COLLEGE, PA - After the Court of Arbitration for Sport (CAS) made a shocking ruling on Thursday that Lia Thomas, a man, would not be allowed to ...
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U.S.
· Jun 11, 2024
· 145
Colorado Supreme Court Overturns Hunter Biden Conviction
DENVER, CO - In a stunning ruling just before the end of the day that veered away from any legal precedent, the Colorado Supreme Court overturned the ...
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U.S.
· Jun 13, 2024
· 126
As Russian Warships Threaten Florida Coast, Biden Responds Decisively To Ensure Safety Of All Pride Murals
MIAMI, FL - In the wake of the sighting of a Russian naval flotilla not far from the coast of Florida, President Biden, Commander-in-Chief of the Arme...
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