THE BEE WEEKLY: Racist Soap Dispensers and Headlines By Kids
On The Babylon Bee Weekly, Kyle and Ethan are joined by stand-up comedian Trevor Andersen again. They talk about drag racing cops and the racism built into automatic soap dispensers. We hear the best headline pitches by our subscribers' children and find a new hero of the faith. As always we end in hate mail, this one most likely coming from a disheartened satire-hating robot.
Intro
Trevor Andersen is back on the podcast to guest host.
Coming up next Tuesday we have Dr. Jason Lisle, a young earth creationist on the interview show.
We read subscriber comments and YouTube comments
Weird News
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Greyhound Wins Race In New Zealand, But Is Later Discovered To Be On Methamphetamine
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Michigan Woman Glues Eye Shut After Mistaking Nail Glue For Eye Drops
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Oklahoma Woman Charged With Felony For Not Returning VHS Tape 21 Years Ago
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Two D.C. Police Cars Were Totaled After Officers Decided To Drag Race Each Other
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Florida Family Accused Of Selling Bleach As A "miracle" Cure For COVID-19
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Biden Was The Only World Leader With A Mask On During Virtual Climate Summit
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British Speed-Eater Drinks Capri Sun in 15.71 Seconds For Guinness Record
Kids Pitch Babylon Bee Headlines
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Heroes of the Faith
Joanna Southcott
Hate Mail
We get hate mail from a Stephen Hawking robot
Subscriber Portion
We talk about what books we’re currently reading
BONUS HATE MAIL