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Joel Osteen Targets Millennials With New Book: ‘You Can Even!’

HOUSTON, TX—In an attempt to reach a younger audience of millennials, prosperity preacher Joel Osteen has released a brand-new book entitled You Can Even! "Don't discourage...

Joel Osteen Reminds Viewers That Opinions Expressed On Program Are His...

HOUSTON, TX—Ahead of each broadcast of his inspiring messages, prosperity gospel preacher Joel Osteen now reminds his viewers that the opinions he expresses are...

Joel Osteen Forced To Wear Body Cam To Monitor Interactions With...

HOUSTON, TX—After numerous credible reports surfaced of megachurch prosperity preacher Joel Osteen "absolutely mangling" various Bible verses, a council of associate pastors at Lakewood...

Joel Osteen’s Bible Spotted Shivering Under Seedy Freeway Overpass

HOUSTON, TX—Multiple witnesses claim they've spotted Joel Osteen's personal Bible, shivering, hungry, and homeless, under a local freeway overpass begging for food and money. Several...

Sad: Joel Osteen Keeps Group-Texting A Bunch Of Real Pastors But...

Uh-oh! Looks like Joel Osteen tried to text some encouragement to some actual pastors, and he is getting STRAIGHT. ROASTED. Osteen sent a group of non-apostate...

Joel Osteen Offers To Warm Country Up With Nearly Inexhaustible Supply...

HOUSTON, TX—In an altruistic act meant to help Americans currently being bombarded with extremely cold weather, Joel Osteen personally offered to warm up the...

Confirmed: Judas Iscariot Finished ‘Your Best Life Now’ Immediately Before Betraying...

JERUSALEM---New evidence uncovered Wednesday has confirmed that Judas Iscariot betrayed Jesus Christ to the Sanhedrin for 30 pieces of silver immediately after finishing Joel...

Weird But True: If You Put Your Ear Up To The...

Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction! Joel Osteen's new book, Blessed In The Darkness, is finally available for sale. It's sure to land on the...

Osteen Releases Horror Novel ‘Every Day A Friday The 13th’

HOUSTON, TX—Pastor and televangelist Joel Osteen is a bestselling author of positive, motivational works, but the prosperity gospel preacher is branching out with a...

Joel Osteen Launches Line Of Pastoral Wear: ‘Sheep’s Clothing’

HOUSTON, TX—Pastor Joel Osteen of Lakewood Church is a bestselling author, motivational speaker, and preacher---and now, he's also the head of a profitable pastoral...
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