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TIME Magazine Admits Cover Of Trump Punting Crying Immigrant Child May...

NEW YORK, NY—Shortly after publishing a cover of President Trump punting a crying immigrant child up into the air, editors at TIME Magazine admitted...

Fox News Reporter Grills Trump In Hardball Interview: ‘Why Are You...

WASHINGTON, D.C.—A Fox News reporter was able to catch up to President Trump on the White House lawn earlier this week, and immediately began...

Having Solved All Earthly Problems, Trump Announces Space Force

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Barely 500 days into his presidency, Donald Trump is now facing a unique problem: there is nothing left for him to do. Having...

Trump Hangs Portrait Of Kim Jong Un In Oval Office

WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to sources at the White House, President Trump took a few minutes Friday morning to hang a portrait of North Korean leader...

Using World-Famous Negotiation Skills, Trump Convinces Little Caesars Cashier To Sell...

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Drawing on his celebrated negotiation skills, President Donald Trump was able to convince a worker at Little Caesars to sell him a $5...

Trump Tells Kim Jong Un He Just Wants To Be ‘Pursued’

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In an intimate phone call between the two world leaders, President Donald Trump poured his heart out to North Korean President Kim Jong-un,...

Trump Declares He Has Right To Pardon Himself On Day Of...

WASHINGTON, D.C.—During a presidential Twitter rant Monday morning, President Trump declared that he has the right to pardon himself on the day of judgment,...

Obama Calls Trump To Personally Thank Him For Taking Blame For...

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Former president Barack Obama called the White House today to personally thank Donald Trump for taking the blame for a recently circulated set...

PolitiFact Issues Blanket ‘Pants On Fire’ Rating For Any Future Statements...

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a move to both operate more efficiently and be more upfront about its writers' biases, fact check site PolitiFact announced Tuesday it...

CNN Report: Evil Trump Kidnaps Three People From North Korean Paradise

ATLANTA, GA—An exclusive new CNN report revealed Thursday that President Trump has kidnapped three people from the paradise of North Korea, forcing them to...
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