Tuesday, July 17, 2018
Home Tags Bernie sanders

Tag: bernie sanders

Fed Up With Oppressive Capitalism, Bernie Sanders Retires To Socialist Paradise...

LAKE CHAMPLAIN, VT—After years of suffering oppression at the hands of the capitalist system in America, Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders announced Wednesday that he...

Bernie Sanders Rails Against ‘Greedy Rich People’ From Third House

NORTH HERO, VT---Senator Bernie Sanders delivered a passionate monologue to a dozen lunch guests in the ornate living room of his summer vacation home...

Bernie Sanders Proposes Bill Forcing Christians Holding Public Office To Wear...

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Bernie Sanders is doubling down on his condemnation of Christians holding public office as "hateful." According to reports from within the U.S. Senate,...

It Is Perfectly OK For Public Servants To Be Christians, As...

With my gratitude to The Babylon Bee for allowing me their platform, I would like to clarify a few things about my recent interrogation...

Sanders Immolates Business Exec At ‘Feel The Bern’ Rally

CHICAGO, IL---To cap off an energetic "Feel the Bern" rally on Thursday, Democratic Socialist presidential candidate Bernie Sanders had a unique grand finale for his...
Open