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Kamala Harris Makes Brief Appearance At Gun Violence Protest On Way To Pro-Abortion Rally

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Sources close to U.S. Senator Kamala Harris claim the representative of California stopped to make a brief appearance at a gun violence protest while en route to a scheduled stop to speak at a pro-choice rally Saturday.

“Pull the car over here, I want to posture on violence against children before I deliver a full-throated rally cry for the wholesale slaughter of unborn babies in a couple hours,” the likely 2020 presidential hopeful told her driver upon spotting the gun violence protest in the streets of D.C. “I’ll just be a minute, keep the car running.”

Stepping out of the vehicle, Harris then gave a powerful impromptu speech on the “disgusting, evil” gun lobby that’s “slaughtering our babies” to loud cheers and applause from the gathered crowd, before getting back into her limousine and heading to give a scheduled speech to Planned Parenthood supporters, in which she’d advocate for the violent extermination of any unborn child, for any reason, all the way up until the moment of birth.