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· Nov 9, 2025
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Man Converts To 7th Day Adventism So He Can Watch NFL All Sunday Long
FRESNO, CA - Local man Dennis Townsend has converted to Seventh Day Adventism in order to spend all Sunday sitting on the couch watching NFL games.
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· Nov 7, 2025
· 65
Email Does Not Find Man Well
DENVER, CO - Sad reports indicated that a work email sent to a local man on Friday morning did not, in fact, find him well.
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· Nov 6, 2025
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NEW YORK, NY - In his first official act as mayor-elect, Zohran Mamdani moved the mayor's office under a children's hospital.
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· Nov 6, 2025
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· Nov 5, 2025
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Zohran Mamdani Horrified To Discover He Now Has A Job
NEW YORK, NY - In the wake of his overwhelming election win that signalled a dramatic political shift in the United States, New York City Mayor-elect ...
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· Nov 7, 2025
· 47
With Cheney Dead, Iraq Finally Admits They Had WMDs All Along
BAGHDAD - Following the death of former U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney, Iraqi government officials finally admitted they actually did have weapons of...
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· Nov 5, 2025
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State Department Issues Travel Advisory For New York City
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Following the city's election of an avowed and unrepentant socialist, the U.S. State Department issued an immediate and urgent trav...
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· Nov 5, 2025
· 62
Jay Jones' Campaign Sends Out Celebratory Text Threatening To Kill Everyone's Children
RICHMOND, VA - As part of his staff's afterparty after winning election as Virginia's next Attorney General, Jay Jones's campaign sent out a celebrato...
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· Nov 6, 2025
· 54
Sad: This Guy Discovered The Cure To Cancer But He Posted It On Threads And No One Saw It
REDWOOD CITY, CA - Scientist Cameron Johnson discovered the cure to cancer this week, but no one saw the information because he posted it on Threads.
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· Nov 6, 2025
· 59
Mayor McCheese Reelected For 60th Straight Term
MCDONALDLAND - Beloved politician and civil servant Mayor McCheese has won reelection as Mayor of McDonaldland for an astounding 60th consecutive term...
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