Tuesday, August 22, 2017

Sermons can be difficult, so we decided to do all the heavy lifting for you. Below you will find a rock-solid sermon title, along with the three great sermon points you will need to deliver an A+ message this Sunday. There are basically an infinite number of combinations here, so if you’re not crazy about the sermon you see, just hit the black button and our magical machine will conjure up another.

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Sermon point 1 is…

Sermon point 2 is…

Sermon point 3 is…

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