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John Piper Celebrates Birthday By Wasting Full Minute Of Life Playing...

MINNEAPOLIS, MN—In honor of his 71st birthday, author and Bible teacher John Piper reportedly allowed himself to indulge in a full 60-second binge of...

Dejected John Piper Unable To Find Hyphen Scrabble Tile

MINNEAPOLIS, MN—Pastor and author John Piper was reportedly crushed to find himself unable to draw any tiles depicting a hyphen during a recent, intense...

John Piper Absolutely Wallops Fly During Sermon

MINNEAPOLIS, MN—A fly that attempted to land on John Piper's face during a recent preaching engagement instead met its untimely demise, sources confirmed Tuesday. As...

Seeing And Savoring The All-Satisfying Goodness Of God In Those Little...

I submit that of all possible worlds our sovereign Lord could have created, He selected this one, as this universe gives Him the most...

Pastor To Take Three Month Sabbatical To Discern John Piper’s Will...

MILKWAUKEE, WI—Everyone needs time off, and veteran teaching pastor John Terry of Grace Church Milwaukee is no exception. After several sessions of prayer and...

iPhone, Android Camps Set To Clash At Annual SBC Meeting

ST LOUIS, MO---As the 2016 Annual Meeting of the Southern Baptist Convention looms large, deep rifts within the SBC community are coming to light....

Crossway Giving Away Five Free Copies Of John Piper

WHEATON, IL---Crossway Publishing has announced its latest big giveaway, this time sending a free copy of John Piper to five lucky winners. While previous contests...

John Piper Accidentally Punches Self, Knocks Teeth Out While Preaching

MINNEAPOLIS, MN---Gesticulating wildly while preaching on Romans 8:17 Thursday, John Piper accidentally struck himself in the face with a powerful blow, bloodying his mouth and knocking...

John Piper Gently Informs David Platt That Everyone Knows About ‘Secret...

LOUISVILLE, KY---Directing him to a private, dimly-lit room so any emotional reaction would be shielded from the throngs of attendees with cameras, John Piper reportedly sat...

John Piper Announces Launch Of Boutique Pipe Company

MINNEAPOLIS, MN---John Piper, renowned pastor, theologian, author, and conference speaker, can now add another title to his business card: artisan pipe craftsman. Thursday afternoon, from the Desiring God...
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