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Sad: Joel Osteen Keeps Group-Texting A Bunch Of Real Pastors But...

Uh-oh! Looks like Joel Osteen tried to text some encouragement to some actual pastors, and he is getting STRAIGHT. ROASTED. Osteen sent a group of non-apostate...

Joel Osteen Offers To Warm Country Up With Nearly Inexhaustible Supply...

HOUSTON, TX—In an altruistic act meant to help Americans currently being bombarded with extremely cold weather, Joel Osteen personally offered to warm up the...

Confirmed: Judas Iscariot Finished ‘Your Best Life Now’ Immediately Before Betraying...

JERUSALEM---New evidence uncovered Wednesday has confirmed that Judas Iscariot betrayed Jesus Christ to the Sanhedrin for 30 pieces of silver immediately after finishing Joel...

Weird But True: If You Put Your Ear Up To The...

Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction! Joel Osteen's new book, Blessed In The Darkness, is finally available for sale. It's sure to land on the...

Osteen Releases Horror Novel ‘Every Day A Friday The 13th’

HOUSTON, TX—Pastor and televangelist Joel Osteen is a bestselling author of positive, motivational works, but the prosperity gospel preacher is branching out with a...

Joel Osteen Launches Line Of Pastoral Wear: ‘Sheep’s Clothing’

HOUSTON, TX—Pastor Joel Osteen of Lakewood Church is a bestselling author, motivational speaker, and preacher---and now, he's also the head of a profitable pastoral...

Joel Osteen Assures Church He Will Continue To Preach False Gospel...

HOUSTON, TX—After enduring criticism for what some felt was a poor response to the Hurricane Harvey crisis on the part of Lakewood Church, Pastor...

Joel Osteen Sails Luxury Yacht Through Flooded Houston To Pass Out...

HOUSTON, TX—Although Joel Osteen took flak over the weekend for closing up his church to flood victims and all but disappearing during the aftermath...

Lakewood Church Issues Eclipse Glasses For Gazing At Joel Osteen’s Teeth

HOUSTON, TX—The rumors are confirmed: local authorities have instructed Lakewood Church to issue eclipse glasses to any churchgoer who might catch a glimpse of...

John MacArthur Soars Out Of Lakewood Church Rafters To Elbow Drop...

HOUSTON, TX—After Joel Osteen took a Bible verse out of context for the fifth time during his Sunday morning service, pastor John MacArthur reportedly...
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