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Joel Osteen Launches Line Of Pastoral Wear: ‘Sheep’s Clothing’

HOUSTON, TX—Pastor Joel Osteen of Lakewood Church is a bestselling author, motivational speaker, and preacher---and now, he's also the head of a profitable pastoral...

Joel Osteen Assures Church He Will Continue To Preach False Gospel...

HOUSTON, TX—After enduring criticism for what some felt was a poor response to the Hurricane Harvey crisis on the part of Lakewood Church, Pastor...

Joel Osteen Sails Luxury Yacht Through Flooded Houston To Pass Out...

HOUSTON, TX—Although Joel Osteen took flak over the weekend for closing up his church to flood victims and all but disappearing during the aftermath...

Lakewood Church Issues Eclipse Glasses For Gazing At Joel Osteen’s Teeth

HOUSTON, TX—The rumors are confirmed: local authorities have instructed Lakewood Church to issue eclipse glasses to any churchgoer who might catch a glimpse of...

John MacArthur Soars Out Of Lakewood Church Rafters To Elbow Drop...

HOUSTON, TX—After Joel Osteen took a Bible verse out of context for the fifth time during his Sunday morning service, pastor John MacArthur reportedly...

Steven Furtick Signs 6-Year, $110 Million Contract With Lakewood Church

CHARLOTTE, NC—In a stunning move that is making waves throughout evangelicalism, Pastor Steven Furtick has announced he has come to an agreement with Lakewood...

Discovery Channel To Feature Deadly Prosperity Gospel Preachers For Shark Week

SILVER SPRING, MD—As part of its annual Shark Week programming, the Discovery Channel announced Sunday evening it would be featuring the world's most dangerous...

Joel Osteen Cuts Self While Attempting To Rightly Divide Word

HOUSTON, TX—After overhearing a pair of Christians discuss 2 Timothy 2:15 in a local coffee shop, pastor and teacher Joel Osteen reportedly discovered for...

Lakewood Church Staffer Updates ‘Days Without Reference To Jesus’ Sign

HOUSTON, TX—According to sources from within Lakewood Church, the largest congregation in the country, a church staffer was seen adjusting the numbers on the...

Publisher Issues Safety Recall On New Joel Osteen Book

U.S.—New York-based publisher Hachette Book Group on Monday issued a safety recall for all copies of recently published Joel Osteen book Think Better, Live...
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