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Join Me, Christians. I Promise To Grant Your Religious Liberty A...

Greetings, Christians of America. I am running for President of the United States and I am writing today to ask for your vote. I know I...

Nation’s Christians Look Forward To Questioning Each Other’s Salvation In Post-Debate...

U.S.---Leading up to the third and final debate between presidential candidates Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, multiple sources confirmed Wednesday that Christians across America...

‘You Deserve This’ Spelled Out In Clouds Over America

U.S.---The morning after the second presidential debate between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, citizens across the nation have reported seeing the words "you deserve this"...

Nation’s Unborn Collectively Recoil As Hillary Clinton Accepts Nomination

U.S.---In a simultaneous mass reaction which caused their millions of mothers to visibly flinch, America's entire population of unborn babies collectively recoiled in terror at the exact...

DNC Crowd Erupts As Kermit Gosnell Gives Surprise Speech From Prison

PHILADELPHIA, PA---Rumors had been floating around the 2016 Democratic National Convention all week about a "special surprise speaker" set to address the crowd on its...

Clinton Caught Stealing From Bank At Customary DNC Monopoly Game

PHILADELPHIA, PA—As part of an annual Democratic National Convention tradition, Hillary Clinton faced off with notable Democrats in a friendly game of Monopoly Tuesday...

Hillary Clinton Rehearsing Convention Speech In Dozens Of Different Dialects

PHILADELPHIA, PA---After hiring a plethora of speech coaches to assist her in preparing for her big Thursday night address, sources confirmed Tuesday that Hillary Clinton is practicing...

FBI Investigation Into Hillary Clinton’s Email Use Reveals She Is Above...

WASHINGTON, D.C.---After clearly and methodically laying out an iron-clad case for recommending charges against Hillary Clinton Tuesday, FBI Director James Comey instead announced that the comprehensive...

Clinton Hints At Potential Nominees For Key Prison Gang Positions

BROOKLYN, NY---Shortly after locking up the Democratic nomination, presidential candidate Hillary Clinton began dropping a few sly hints as to who she may nominate to...

Massive Dust Storm Envelops East Coast As Hillary Clinton Brushes Off...

BROOKLYN, NY---A massive dust storm has blanketed most of the East Coast from Boston to Jacksonville after Hillary Clinton reportedly brushed off her Bible while preparing...
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