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Dave Ramsey Puts Federal Government On Strict Envelope Budget Plan

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Admitting that he is "in over his head" about how to tackle the nation's nearly $20 trillion debt, President Donald Trump called in financial guru...

Saudi Arabian King Pinky-Promises To Only Use U.S.-Supplied Weapons For Good

RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA—Amid concerns that the $110 billion arms deal signed by President Donald Trump would allow Saudi Arabia greater access to weapons the...

Vladimir Putin Clearly Visible Hiding Behind Oval Office Curtain

WASHINGTON, D.C.—As President Donald Trump worked late taking care of pressing presidential business in the Oval Office Monday evening, sources inside the White House...

Man Who Constantly Calls People ‘Snowflakes’ Deeply Offended By Slightest Criticism...

PAMPA, TX—Local man Peter Elliott, who calls nearly every person he argues with online a "precious snowflake," is still getting severely offended at the...

9 Things You Should Know About The Transgender Bathroom Debate

Everybody's talking about it. Here's what you need to know. 1.) President Trump on Wednesday rescinded an Obama administration order to all public schools which...

President Trump Checks Infowars For Daily News Briefing

WASHINGTON, D.C.---White House sources reported that President Trump carved out a half hour Thursday morning to browse his most-trusted news source, Infowars.com, in order...

Trump Deports Statue Of Liberty

NEW YORK, NY—After living in the United States for over a hundred years, the French-born Statue of Liberty was detained and deported Tuesday by...

‘Unite Not Divide’ Sign Partially Obscured By ‘Donald Trump Is A...

WASHINGTON, D.C.—As protests continued against President Donald Trump, sources at the scene confirmed that a "Unite Not Divide" sign was being partially obscured by...

Americans Scramble To Blame Obama For Everything While They Still Can

U.S.—Stating they were "actually kinda disappointed" that Barack Obama's second term as President of the United States is coming to an end, Americans nationwide...

Donald Trump Proposes Harnessing Liberal Tears To Provide Clean Energy

NEW YORK, NY—Hot off the business mogul's election day victory, Donald Trump is already proposing a plan to provide the nation with clean energy...
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