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David Platt Goes For Nice Morning Run Through Seventeen Closed Countries

WORLD—According to sources close to author, speaker, and missionary David Platt, the popular evangelical figure went for a nice, light run across seventeen countries...

Man Begins Reading ‘Radical,’ Looks Up To Discover All His Possessions...

ARLINGTON, TX—Local man Guy Nelson confirmed that he settled into his living room sofa to begin reading David Platt's bestselling book Radical Thursday morning,...

David Platt Cuts Off Right Hand After Googling ‘Black Friday Deals’

RICHMOND, VA—Sources at the International Mission Board (IMB) headquarters report that David Platt amputated his own right hand after a profligate train of thought...

David Platt Completes Construction Of Tunnel To China Cored Through Center...

BIRMINGHAM, AL—Driving a handmade sign into the dirt to commemorate the completion of the engineering marvel, missionary and International Mission Board President David Platt finally...

David Platt Organizes 15-Year Short-Term Missions Trip To Somalia

BIRMINGHAM, AL—As part of an initiative to get more young people interested in missions, president of the International Missions Board David Platt has announced...

iPhone, Android Camps Set To Clash At Annual SBC Meeting

ST LOUIS, MO---As the 2016 Annual Meeting of the Southern Baptist Convention looms large, deep rifts within the SBC community are coming to light....

Mormon Missionaries Flee In Terror After Realizing They Had Knocked On...

BIRMINGHAM, AL---Falling over several times while squealing barely-coherent apologies, two Mormon missionaries fled on their bikes in abject terror after knocking on a door during routine...

John Piper Gently Informs David Platt That Everyone Knows About ‘Secret...

LOUISVILLE, KY---Directing him to a private, dimly-lit room so any emotional reaction would be shielded from the throngs of attendees with cameras, John Piper reportedly sat...
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