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Creflo Dollar Checks Into Rehab For Multiple Scripture Abuse Issues

FAYETTEVILLE, GA---After an embarrassing arrest earlier this year for Preaching Under the Influence of Selfish Ambitions along with several counts of eisegesis, famed prosperity...

Discovery Channel To Feature Deadly Prosperity Gospel Preachers For Shark Week

SILVER SPRING, MD—As part of its annual Shark Week programming, the Discovery Channel announced Sunday evening it would be featuring the world's most dangerous...

Creflo Dollar Debuts New Pulpit Made Entirely Of Hundred Dollar Bills

COLLEGE PARK, GA—Creflo Dollar reportedly broke in his new, looming pulpit made entirely out of hundred-dollar bills Sunday by preaching a convicting, passionate sermon...

The Bee Explains: What Is The Prosperity Gospel?

Though you undoubtedly follow The Babylon Bee's unparalleled coverage of the "prosperity gospel" (sometimes called the "health and wealth gospel," "gospel of success," "Word of...

Don’t Let Today’s News Distract You From The Fact That I’m...

Look, I get it. It's easy to look at the headlines each morning and get distracted by all of the day's current events---whether it's...

Creflo Dollar Legally Changes Name To Moneybags McGee

COLLEGE PARK, GA—A recent court record obtained by an investigative reporter Monday confirmed that megachurch pastor and health-and-wealth guru Creflo Dollar has filed a successful...

Creflo Dollar Takes Brief, Quiet Moment To Stop And Smell Last...

COLLEGE PARK, GA—"It's the little things in life," televangelist Creflo Dollar reportedly told his wife Tuesday while walking by a massive pile of money...

Creflo Dollar Denies Self, Chooses Bentley Over Jet For Work Commute

COLLEGE PARK, GA---In a stunning display of denying himself, taking up his cross, and following Jesus, Creflo Dollar reportedly chose to drive his Bentley...

Creflo Dollar Launches Solemn Fundraising Campaign For Desperately-Needed Ministry Spacecraft

COLLEGE PARK, GA---Claiming that it's "sorely needed" and "absolutely necessary for this ministry," Creflo Dollar launched a fundraising campaign Monday to acquire a new...
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