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Chick-Fil-A Food Found To Contain Addictive Crack Cocaine

U.S.—According to a new FDA report, the chicken present in Chick-fil-A sandwiches and nuggets has been found to contain a highly addictive amount of...

New Chick-Fil-A Miraculously Constructed In Six Literal Days

LA MESA, CA—According to astonished sources near the construction site, a brand-new Chick-fil-A restaurant was miraculously built in exactly six literal days, though the...

Local Baptist Careful To Fully Immerse Chick-Fil-A Nuggets In Honey Mustard...

RANCHO CUCAMONGA, CA—"Lots of people just pour or sprinkle," local Baptist Ryan Etherton says as he slowly lowers his fourth Chick-fil-A nugget into his...

Chick-Fil-A Employee Seen In Cranky Mood

MARIETTA, GA—Multiple sources are reporting that a local Chick-fil-A employee, Mary Beth Hall, was spotted in a cranky mood while on the clock Wednesday. “Our family...

Man Suing Chick-Fil-A For Emotional Damages

LEXINGTON, KY---Local man George McNear is fed up with Chick-Fil-A being closed on Sundays and is suing the fast-food giant, claiming they are directly responsible...
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