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Sweating Benny Hinn Wonders How Actual Handicapped Person Made It Past...

LONG BEACH, CA—According to sources working at the faith healer's most recent miracle service Tuesday, a nervous, sweating Benny Hinn wondered to himself how...

Discovery Channel To Feature Deadly Prosperity Gospel Preachers For Shark Week

SILVER SPRING, MD—As part of its annual Shark Week programming, the Discovery Channel announced Sunday evening it would be featuring the world's most dangerous...

Benny Hinn Masterfully Knocks Down Audience Members Arranged In Notoriously Difficult...

IRVINE, CA—After knocking down eight of the ten audience members standing onstage at a recent healing service, prosperity preacher Benny Hinn managed to take...

The Bee Explains: What Is The Prosperity Gospel?

Though you undoubtedly follow The Babylon Bee's unparalleled coverage of the "prosperity gospel" (sometimes called the "health and wealth gospel," "gospel of success," "Word of...

Leaping Off Skyscraper To Waiting Helicopter, Benny Hinn Narrowly Escapes IRS...

DALLAS, TX—Making a death-defying leap off the top of a skyscraper to his private helicopter hovering just off the edge of the towering building,...

Federal Agents Unable To Find Any Sound Doctrine In Benny Hinn’s...

GRAPEVINE, TX---After raiding offices of Benny Hinn, federal agents have confirmed to the press that they were unable to find a single shred of...

Benny Hinn Attempts Jedi Mind Trick On IRS Agents Investigating His...

GRAPEVINE, TX—As IRS and US Postal Service investigators swarmed Benny Hinn Ministries' Grapevine office complex Wednesday, Benny Hinn himself stood nearby, utilizing a difficult,...

Benny Hinn Carefully Applies ‘Not Of This World’ Sticker To Ferrari...

DANA POINT, CA—Televangelist and prosperity preacher Benny Hinn excitedly emerged from one of his mansions Monday morning in order to put his recently acquired...

Benny Hinn Loses Control Of Powers, Sends Audience Member Soaring Hundreds...

LONG BEACH, CA—Unable to fully control his rapidly increasing array of supernatural powers, faith healer and prosperity preacher Benny Hinn accidentally launched an audience...

Inspired By ‘Tiny House’ Episode, Benny Hinn Purchases 15,000-Square-Foot Italian Villa

LAKE COMO, ITALY—After watching an "inspiring" episode of HGTV's Tiny House, Big Living program featuring families looking to downsize to small homes up to...
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