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Federal Agents Unable To Find Any Sound Doctrine In Benny Hinn’s...

GRAPEVINE, TX---After raiding offices of Benny Hinn, federal agents have confirmed to the press that they were unable to find a single shred of...

Benny Hinn Attempts Jedi Mind Trick On IRS Agents Investigating His...

GRAPEVINE, TX—As IRS and US Postal Service investigators swarmed Benny Hinn Ministries' Grapevine office complex Wednesday, Benny Hinn himself stood nearby, utilizing a difficult,...

Benny Hinn Carefully Applies ‘Not Of This World’ Sticker To Ferrari...

DANA POINT, CA—Televangelist and prosperity preacher Benny Hinn excitedly emerged from one of his mansions Monday morning in order to put his recently acquired...

Benny Hinn Loses Control Of Powers, Sends Audience Member Soaring Hundreds...

LONG BEACH, CA—Unable to fully control his rapidly increasing array of supernatural powers, faith healer and prosperity preacher Benny Hinn accidentally launched an audience...

Inspired By ‘Tiny House’ Episode, Benny Hinn Purchases 15,000-Square-Foot Italian Villa

LAKE COMO, ITALY—After watching an "inspiring" episode of HGTV's Tiny House, Big Living program featuring families looking to downsize to small homes up to...

Crude Miracle Healing Oil Falls Below $5000/Barrel

NEW YORK, NY—After trending downward since mid-summer, crude miracle oil plummeted at market close Thursday, finishing at $4999.25---the first time the miraculous commodity has fallen...

Benny Hinn Spends Grueling Week At Dojo Practicing Spirit-Slayings

LAGUNA HILLS, CA—In an experience that left him "focused and ready to jump right back into ministry," Benny Hinn spent a week at a high-end...

Humanitarian Organization Drops Crates Of Prosperity Gospel Books Into Ethiopia

ETHIOPIA—A newly formed charismatic humanitarian organization has made its first supply run into sub-Saharan Africa, dropping several pallets and crates of desperately needed prosperity...

I Honestly Can Not Believe I’m Still Getting Away With This

The older I get, the more I realize how lucky I've been in life. It was 1983 when I first started claiming to be a special...

Benny Hinn Spends Another Long Day At Children’s Hospital Healing Kids

ORANGE, CA---Most pastors are content to be simple, faithful preachers of God's Word, and so was Benny Hinn---until he realized, years ago, that God had...
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