Revival Postponed Due To Scheduling Conflict

BOSTON, MA—A carefully planned spontaneous outbreak of God’s Spirit onto His people originally slated for this Friday has been postponed, as church leaders at a local Assemblies of God congregation discovered a conflict with a previously arranged night of healing to take place at the same location, sources confirmed.

“We apologize for the mix-up on when the Holy Spirit was scheduled to move powerfully among us,” church leaders wrote in a statement Monday. “We had forgotten that we had already arranged for a night of healing to take place in the fellowship hall, so we had to cancel this Spirit-led time of incredible revival.”

Pending a scheduling issue with an instructional class on speaking in tongues, the church will reportedly be tentatively rescheduling the powerful time of unbelievable, unplanned spiritual revival for the middle of November.