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Amazing: This Incredibly Vague Prophecy Came True
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December 7, 2016
Nation Shocked, Horrified As Christians Hold Christian Position
December 1, 2016
Prophetic Vision For Church Includes Huge Salary For Pastor
November 23, 2016
Reformed Church Unintentionally Pulls Off Perfect Mannequin Challenge
November 18, 2016
Local Christian’s Persecution Complex Sort Of Bummed Hillary Did Not Win
November 17, 2016
Wide-Eyed John Hagee Learns About 2016 Supermoon
November 14, 2016
‘The True Election Was In Eternity Past,’ Annoying Calvinist Keeps Reminding...
November 8, 2016
Kenneth Copeland In A Real Pickle After Audience Member Names, Claims...
November 4, 2016
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Apple iPhone Evolved Naturally Over Billions Of Years, Experts Now Believe
Tim Tebow Awarded First Base After High Fastball Strikes His Halo
After Careful Five-Minute-Long Study, Woman Concludes Bible Supports Her Position
Phil Vischer Still Unable To Eat Vegetables Without Pervasive Sense Of...
Feminist Dismisses Bible As ‘Godsplaining’
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Guest Speaker Still Not Sure If His Microphone Is On
November 16, 2016
New Guidelines Recommend Rotating Church Pews Every 150 Services
October 10, 2016
Abortion Doctor Sears Conscience With Hot Iron Before Beginning Day’s Procedures
July 7, 2017
Saudi Arabian King Pinky-Promises To Only Use U.S.-Supplied Weapons For Good
May 22, 2017
Man Caught With Copy Of Relevant Magazine Swears He Just Reads...
July 7, 2016
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