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Calvinist Missionaries Provide Remote Village With Fresh, Clean Craft Beer Supply
February 15, 2017
Confirmed: Naked Chicken Chalupa Clear Sign Of The Apocalypse
February 13, 2017
Confirmed: Earliest Manuscripts Of Jeremiah Just Had Chapter 29 Verse 11
January 11, 2017
Inspired By ‘Tiny House’ Episode, Benny Hinn Purchases 15,000-Square-Foot Italian Villa
December 23, 2016
Jesus, Disciples Had British Accents, Scholar Claims
December 20, 2016
Russian Hackers May Have Interfered With Vote On Church Potluck, Local...
December 16, 2016
Nervous Mankind Wondering What God Has In Store For Rest Of...
November 11, 2016
Canada Braces For Influx Of American Refugees
November 8, 2016
Ancient Documents Confirm ‘Selah’ Best Translated ‘Extended Guitar Solo’
September 9, 2016
Humanitarian Organization Drops Crates Of Prosperity Gospel Books Into Ethiopia
September 1, 2016
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Hopelessly Out-Of-Touch Church Still Playing Worship Song That Came Out Two...
Church Introduces Coin-Operated Side Door To Bypass Greeters, Lines, Everybody
Local Woman Hospitalized After Pumpkin Spice Overdose
Archaeologists Discover King David’s Collection Of Essential Oils
Progressive Criticizes Jesus For Not Being Very Christlike
Calvinist Church Adds Taylor Swift’s ‘Look What You Made Me Do’...
Church Bassist Tragically Bursts Into Flames While Warming Up With Black...
June 19, 2017
ISIS Lays Down Arms After Katy Perry’s Impassioned Plea To ‘Like,...
May 24, 2017
‘2 + 2 = 4,’ Insists Closed-Minded Bigot
May 9, 2017
Church Computer Gets Long-Awaited Upgrade To Windows 98
April 19, 2017
Worship Leader Gets Supplemental Gig Following Pastor Around Quietly Picking His...
August 29, 2017
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