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Sunday Schoolers Stage Coup After Teacher Hands Out Healthy Snack
August 15, 2017
Church’s ‘All Are Welcome’ Sign Updated With Long List Of Exceptions
August 10, 2017
Sunday School Macaroni Crafts Really Preparing Child To Make Faith His...
July 26, 2017
Church Tech Guy Frantically Flips Through Slides After Unexpected Extra Chorus
June 27, 2017
Study: Most Effective Fatherhood Technique Just Saying ‘Go Ask Your Mother’
June 8, 2017
Father Of 3 Wonders When He’ll Get Chance To Influence Others...
June 1, 2017
Church Secretary Adds One More Spinning GIF To Make Website ‘Really...
May 23, 2017
Historians: Martin Luther Concluded Diet Of Worms Speech With Mic Drop
May 16, 2017
Man Carefully Selects Which Of His 28 Study Bibles Looks Best...
April 25, 2017
Local Couple Sticks To Household Budget For Full Twelve Minutes
April 6, 2017
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Angry Arminian Mob Pulls Down Statue Of John Calvin
Neil DeGrasse Tyson Prepares To Celebrate Eclipse With New Wave Of...
Lakewood Church Issues Eclipse Glasses For Gazing At Joel Osteen’s Teeth
Organization That Murders 200,000 People Of Color Each Year Takes Stand...
Crock-Pot Introduces New 430-Gallon Model: ‘The Baptist’
Churchgoer Leaps Through Window To Escape Holding Hands In Prayer Circle
Calvinist Missionaries Provide Remote Village With Fresh, Clean Craft Beer Supply
February 15, 2017
Local Man Violates Prime Directive By Engaging In Theological Debate On...
April 13, 2016
Local High Schooler Pretty Sure Sixth Camp Rededication Did the Trick
April 14, 2016
How To Get Along With Christians From Other Denominations
January 13, 2017
Pastor Finally Finds Excuse To Brandish Lightsaber During Sermon
May 4, 2017
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