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Local Family Frantically Memorizes Bible Verses On Way To Awana
April 12, 2017
Local Woman Discovers Prayer Request–Gossip Loophole
March 31, 2017
Local Man’s Bible App Getting Really Jealous Of All The Other...
March 20, 2017
Satan’s Plans Foiled As Local Grandmother Comments ‘Amen’ On Facebook
March 17, 2017
Local Woman Considers Saying ‘Have A Blessed Day’ Evangelism
March 16, 2017
Local Child Gently Informed That Bible Characters Were Not Anthropomorphic Vegetables
March 10, 2017
CIA Agent Flips On Local Family’s TV To Binge-Watch Season Of...
March 9, 2017
Local Church Sings ‘10,000 Reasons’ for 10,000th Time
February 27, 2017
Local Woman Rushed To Hospital After Being Hit Right In The...
February 24, 2017
Local Singles Ministry Just One Lonely Guy Hanging Out In Church...
February 23, 2017
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Scientists: Earth Enters Cooling Trend Caused By Shadow Of Bill Nye’s...
Mark Zuckerberg Finishes Another Long Day Of Deciding What People Should...
Christians Beg God To Not Let Male Rompers Catch On Among...
Dave Ramsey Puts Federal Government On Strict Envelope Budget Plan
Report: Nation’s Churches Running Out Of Corny Stock Photos To Use...
April 18, 2017
Worship Bassist’s Highly Technical Riff Goes Completely Unnoticed
October 20, 2016
Running Late For Church, Local Man Easily Locates Bible Where He...
October 13, 2016
Family Exiting Church Unable To Find Minivan In Sea Of Identical...
February 10, 2017
Redditor Takes Ten-Minute Break From Browsing Porn To Lecture Christians On...
May 13, 2016
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