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Man’s Impressive Book Collection Entirely Ornamental
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Drama Still Tragically Following Local Woman Who Just Hates Drama
September 7, 2016
Imminent Convert Waits One More Chorus Just To Watch Pastor Sweat...
August 22, 2016
Local Man Redeeming The Time By Arguing On Facebook All Day
January 16, 2017
Man Violates Prime Directive By Engaging In Theological Debate On Facebook
April 13, 2016
Man Chooses Self As Accountability Partner
June 17, 2016
Man Delivers Prepared Remarks After Spontaneous Baptism
August 31, 2016
‘If Only You Loved Jesus As Much As You Love Baseball,’...
April 22, 2016
Seminarian Unable To Locate Bible Among Towering Stacks Of Theology Books
June 30, 2016
Charismatic Gets Side Job Working As Wacky Inflatable AirDancer
September 17, 2016
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Church Bassist Discovers His Amp Has Been Unplugged For Past 20...
SBC Approves ‘Hail Reagan’ Prayer For Congregational Use
Miraculous: Clump Of Cells Transforms Into Fully Formed Baby Upon Womb...
‘I’ll Close With This,’ Says Preacher 45 Minutes Before Wrapping Up...
FDA Approves Ritalin To Treat Hyper-Calvinism
June 25, 2016
Worship Leader Called By God To Be Famous, Wealthy
June 24, 2016
Dispensationalists Frantically Adjust End-Times Charts To Include Brexit Vote
June 24, 2016
Some Guy Rudely Interrupts Sunday-Morning Concert With Lame Speech
June 27, 2016
Pastor Preaches Moving 30-Minute Stand-Up Comedy Routine
August 8, 2016
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