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Local Church Votes To Repeal Worship Band’s Drum Set Without Replacing
July 13, 2017
Local Church Offers ‘Introvert Service’ Where Nobody Has To Talk To...
July 6, 2017
Local Mom Claims Vaccines Caused Her Son’s Calvinism
June 28, 2017
FEMA Disaster Team Responds To Mess Inside Local Minivan
June 23, 2017
Local Church Adds Pew-Back Entertainment Consoles
June 22, 2017
Local Man Absolutely Sure There Is No Such Thing As Absolute...
May 16, 2017
Woman Burns House Down Attempting Easy DIY Pinterest Craft
May 15, 2017
Local Arminian Assigned Five Sinner’s Prayers As Penance For Sin
May 11, 2017
Local Man Sacrificially Volunteers To Bring Napkins To Potluck
May 8, 2017
Local Cessationist Specifically Prays For Non-Miraculous Healing
May 4, 2017
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Reformed Man Under Church Discipline For Drinking Light Beer
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Phil Vischer Still Unable To Eat Vegetables Without Pervasive Sense Of...
CNN Report: Millions Of American Voters May Have Colluded To Elect...
Apple iPhone Evolved Naturally Over Billions Of Years, Experts Now Believe
Vacationing President Obama Dedicates 18th-Hole Birdie To Louisiana Flood Victims
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Columbia University Distributes Microaggression Whistles To Student Body
December 19, 2016
Man’s Bible Degree Fully Preparing Him For Rewarding Career As Barista
May 2, 2017
Guest Speaker Still Not Sure If His Microphone Is On
November 16, 2016
Pastor Takes Three-Month Sabbatical To Discern John Piper’s Will For His...
July 14, 2016
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