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Pastor Packs Sermon With Record-Setting 78 Euphemisms For Sin
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Man Lacking Food Contribution Expertly Infiltrates Church Potluck
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Rescue Attempt Mounted For Couple Trapped In Post-Church Small Talk
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32-Year-Old Forcibly Transferred From College Ministry To Singles’ Ministry
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Powerful Time Of Worship Draws Woman Closer To Her Own Emotions...
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Local Man With No Detectable Spiritual Gifts Assigned To Parking Lot...
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Church Introduces Coin-Operated Side Door To Bypass Greeters, Lines, Everybody
Progressive Criticizes Jesus For Not Being Very Christlike
Hopelessly Out-Of-Touch Church Still Playing Worship Song That Came Out Two...
Archaeologists Discover King David’s Collection Of Essential Oils
5 Tips For Launching An EXTREME Men’s Ministry
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Man Asked To Recite ‘Lord I Lift Your Name On High’...
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Hell-Bound Man Encouraged By Sunday Sermon
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CrossFit Added To Cult Watchlist
August 12, 2016
Chris Tomlin Finally Wears Out His Computer’s Copy, Paste Shortcut Keys
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Multi-Site Church Video Screen Utterly Fails At Pastoral Counseling
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