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Potluck Attendees Suffer Food Poisoning After Latecomer’s Casserole Misses Prayer Of...
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Church Forced To Open Orphanage Due To Nursery Check-In Mishap
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‘Jesus Is The Greater Harambe,’ Preaches Local Youth Pastor
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Genetic Scientists Create Flawless Worship Leader
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Landscaper Accidentally Trims Church’s Hedge Of Protection
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Inspired By Patriotic Church Service, Man To Study All Biblical Passages...
July 4, 2016
Local Church Declares Every Possible Activity A Ministry
March 18, 2016
Pastor Surprised To Learn His Church Has Statement Of Faith
August 30, 2016
Another Church Nursery Fails Mother’s Modest 750-Point Inspection
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‘Church Foyer Coffee’ Keurig K-Cup Flavor Now Available
June 23, 2017
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John Hagee Furiously Slamming Out Prophecy Book Ahead Of Solar Eclipse
Churchgoer Leaps Through Window To Escape Holding Hands In Prayer Circle
Upcoming ’90s Christian Music Compilation Titled ‘WOW This Music Was Corny’
New Charismatic Bible Includes Hundreds Of Blank Pages For Personal Revelation
October 14, 2016
God Does Not Exist, And I Hate Him So Much That...
February 21, 2017
God Apologizes For Gendered Language In Bible
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Church Tech Guy Completes Historic Perfect Service
May 30, 2016
Trump Leads Aides On Wild Chase Through White House As They...
July 3, 2017
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