Friday, March 24, 2017
Welcome! Log into your account
Forgot your password? Get help
Recover your password
A password will be e-mailed to you.
The Babylon Bee
7 days popular
By review score
Church Forced To Open Orphanage Due To Nursery Check-In Mishap
April 25, 2016
Pastor Labors All Weekend On Church Blog Post Approximately Four People...
December 12, 2016
Potluck Attendees Suffer Food Poisoning After Latecomer’s Casserole Misses Prayer Of...
February 14, 2017
Worship Leader’s Deep V-Neck Mistaken For Sign Of Repentance
February 23, 2017
Worship Bassist Placed Under Church Discipline For Venturing Onto Bottom String
October 5, 2016
Megachurch Stage Collapses Under Pastor’s Massive Ego
March 3, 2017
Holy Spirit Unable To Move Through Congregation As Fog Machine Breaks
March 2, 2016
Church Women’s Group Organizes Community Outreach To Share The Good News...
June 29, 2016
Church Visitor Boldly Sits In Front Pew
October 31, 2016
Preacher Still Doing That Weird Thing With His Hands
March 21, 2016
Page 1 of 19
Man Stacks Chairs After Service Like Tetris Champion
Seminary Grad Still Waiting For Master’s Thesis Topic To Come Up...
Sad: Joel Osteen Keeps Getting Picked Last For ‘Bible Trivia’
Charismatic Prophet Has Zero Teams Left In NCAA Bracket
Jen Hatmaker Takes A Stand For Unclear Stances
April 30, 2016
Prospective Youth Pastor Hired On The Spot After Killer Beavis And...
November 14, 2016
Pope Francis Escapes Handlers, Attempts To OK Polygamy, Unitarianism
June 6, 2016
Report: Facebook Follower Unfollowing
September 23, 2016
Presbyterian Church Asks Congregants To Please Silence All Movements Of The...
August 15, 2016
The Babylon Bee is Your Trusted Source For Christian News Satire.
© Copyright 2016 The Babylon Bee